HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING
[talking about what he spends the most time on when he goes on a date] Unfortunately, my hair. Sometimes, suddenly, there’s a different wave in there you might not want.
Imagine Fury showing Avengers Tower to the council to persuade them of how professional the team is and then they walk past the sparring-room and through the big glass window they can see Natasha pinning Clint down and tickling the shit out of him and Fury is just like:
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"