CUPHAZ

bloodshedshuriken:

skullspeare:

isaia:

highlights

OMFG these garbage ass people though

EAT
THEM

They’re doing it on Ashton Kutchers as well. 

whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine

WHAT IF AUCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, role swap (Sharon, Steve, Bucky, Natasha)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

marvel cinematic universe ladies

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

agender-unicorn:

vardaesque:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

i’ll just stick to black magic thanks